- jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
- mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
Marilyn Monroe -during the filming of “How to Marry a Millionaire”, Marilyn posed for publicity shots at former silent screen star turned photographer Harold Lloyd’s estate, Greenacres in Los Angeles, California. (1953)
"The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are."
Unknown (via psych-facts)
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
there isn’t a nicer sentence to hear from someone you love, all i hear is:
i wish i could have played with you as a child, i wish we knew each others families, i wish we spent all our carefree, easier time together, i wish i could have held your hand when you were scared, i wish we could have been exposed to all our new experiences together, i wish we could have sang together, spent our birthday’s together, seen one another laugh, cry, hurt and fall down, i wish we believed at one point we could have been anything and everything together, because we were too young to know any different, i wish you could have shaped me and i you, i wish we could have grown, evolved and loved together.
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half